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how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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truthfacts:

thatguyharry:

thequickbullet:

thatawkwardbitch:

you know this song.

every word.

every syllable.

every letter.

every accent.

 every punctuation.

 every pause.

every beat.

every note.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 

It was true o.o

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artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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